Winston

    Know your hymns

    Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 11:53 AM [Humor]

    Know Your Hymns Dentist's Hymn...................……. Crown Him with Many Crowns

    Weatherman's Hymn................. There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

    Contractor's Hymn...................…The Church's One Foundation

    The Tailor's Hymn.......................Holy, Holy, Holy

    The Golfer's Hymn......................There's a Green Hill Far Away

    The Politician's Hymn................. Standing on the Promises

    Optometrist's Hymn....................Open My Eyes That I Might See

    The IRS Agent's Hymn............... I Surrender All

    The Gossip's Hymn.....................Pass It On

    The Electrician's Hymn............…Send The Light

    The Shopper's Hymn...............…Sweet Bye and Bye

    The Realtor's Hymn.................... I've Got a Mansion, Just OverThe Hilltop

    The Massage Therapists Hymn....He Touched Me

    The Doctor's Hymn......................The Great Physician

    AND for those who speed on the highway here's a few more hymns: 45mph................... God Will Take Care of You

    65mph................... Nearer My God To Thee

    85mph................... This World Is Not My Home

    95mph................... Lord, I'm Coming Home

    100mph.............….Precious Memories

    Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

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