Q. What kind of man was
Boaz before he married Ruth?
A.
Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in
Germany?
A. German Shepherds.


Q. Who was the greatest financier in the
Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was
in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest
female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She
went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.


Q. What kind
of motor
vehicles are in the
Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a
Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout
the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were
all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest
comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson He brought the
house down.

Q What excuse did Adam
give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of
God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10
commandments at once.

Q. Which area of
Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The
banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest
babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to
a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character
had no parents ?
A. Joshua, son of
Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play
cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing
on the deck. (Groan...)

PS...
Did you
know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?

Yup, it's in the
Bible.  It says . . . "He-brews"


KEEP SMILING!!!!
GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!!

Friends
are God's way of taking care of
us.